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| Entertaining | ||||||
| A great magazine for those guys who want to be entertained and look at hot looking women. | ||||||
| Amazing Magazine for Guys | ||||||
| This magazine is one of the alltime best rags for men. It has everything you want, including hot chykes, cars, gadgets, and sexy bikinis. It is also very cool in that it can turn you on to some cool stuff, like the new watches they showed by Fossil and DKNY, and some excellent Martini recipes, and then they turned me on to a DVD called "NEW SEX NOW"
which has greatly enhanced my reputation with the chykies. This is a great Mag. | ||||||
 Come to Papa! | ||||||
| I work in an office where the average weight of my female co-workers hovers around 500 lbs. They sit completely sedentary in front of a computer all day, ordering take out food every chance they get, and have the nerve to wonder at their own obesity! Every day I come crying to work, aghast at the visual horrors I must endure for eight hours. In my sleep I have begun to have nightmares; giant folds of flab surround me from all sides, and engulf me in a sweaty, pudgy demise! Forget the War on Terror; female obesity is an epidemic and the real threat to Western Civilization.
The only attractive women to be had these days are to be found in various media concerns strutting their stuff. Some people call this exploitation. I call this a moral imperative. These women are bravely displaying their natural talents to us victims of feminine fatness. Only because of them can we, the working man, get through one lousy day. They enliven our world and maintain our sanity. Maybe, just maybe, they inspire some of the other women out there to forego their hourly Twinkies fest and perhaps get some exercise, although on this last I am more skeptical. In any event, FHM has women. Darn fine women. Every second page is a mouth-watering woman. Need I say more? If I do, then know that FHM does have some nice articles and jokes, not all of them designed for morons or adolescents. Some parts of the magazine actually assume you have an IQ. These articles can sustain you in the few seconds you are not salivating over the girlies. And Amazon.com will give you over an 80% discount if you subscribe through that? Is that not manna from heaven? Make this your religion, and find true salvation from life's horrors. | ||||||
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